Ok, I'll take the last word then.

First of all, I know nothing about you. You asked why anyone thought Bitcoin was better than (fiat) money and I countered by suggesting you stop thinking of it as money. But the way you keep talking about Bitcoin and conflating it with the crypto market as a whole makes it sound like you don't really understand it or other cryptocurrencies or how they work. That's not an insult or me trying to be a know-it-all. And trying to expand the conversation has failed because it seems like you're the one digging in your heels to win the "argument" when I'm just pointing out that you are reducing multiple things to one catch-all name and it doesn't work that way.

I'm not lecturing you. And I'm most certainly not trying to paint you as an idiot. Just trying to illustrate how there's so much more to it than what you've been saying, including the parallels between the crypto market and the stock market. Also, some people actually keep gold in safes in their houses.